"Hiiiii, Mommy, I found boe-die, mommy, I found boe-die in mine bed!
"I got him! And he's on my head now, Mommy!! And he's wooking at my other boe-die an deres two boe-dies wooking at each-other on mine shirt!! Wook, Mommy! Two of dem!
"Wook, dese are mine skwip-shures, dese are mine. Daddy's skwip-shures. And dey are BWO-ken! Yes, ARE bwoken Sebby! I weeding um. [reads] And, umm, Jesus was born, umm, Jesus is born and DEN Jesus said wif woud voice, 'Waz-wus! Come forf!!' And den dats deh end, Mommy. Dats all of it. In skwip-shures. GOOD JOB! Dats dee end.
[sings] "Dryyy, bones, Ezekiel saw dem, dryyy bones, gonna waaalk around, and the witches. [speaks in squeaky witch voice] Oh mercy, what . . . on . . . earf? Wun! Wun! Stwaddle the bwoom! [normal voice] Up into dark sky and away . . . dey . . . go!!
"Are you taking a picture, Mommy? Take picture of boe-die, Mommy. An my neckwace and mine bwacelets and mine boe-die.
"I wan see picture, Mommy! Ohhh! Goood! [laughs] Dere's boe-die and mine bwacelets! Dere he is!! Um, Mommy? I wuuuuv you. Peacause . . . I . . . umm . . . go to canyon aGAIN sometime! And have campfire! I don't know, Mommy. Dats a good pwace.
[silence]
"Woook, Mommy!! WOOK! I'm wearing my no-man socks! See em? Deres my no-man socks. I got em for Cwis-mas! [falling and hopping] You see my no-mans? No-man socks? See? Take a picture of em.
"Umm, I'm not taking boe-die way downstairs, Mommy. I'm scawed of de fo-nace! It's going to get in car and it's scawing me! I'm scawed of it Mommy! ["You don't look scared!" I say] I weally AM scawed of it, Mommy! An the smoke de-tet-or is going to beep and it scawes me! But, um, it's fine. It's fine, Mommy. Well . . . Mommy . . . I saw backhoe going by, Mommy! Biiig one out dere! It's dwiving! I see it!" [runs away]
5 comments:
What a rad post!!!
Will you come do that for all of my kids, too?
He's such a cute and funny little guy. I love that we get this glimpse at him through your eyes. When we do see him he's generally either running around with his brothers or he's quiet. This is just fun
Boy he's a yapper isn't he. Gwen doesn't talk that much.
I love it!! That was so cure!
Five minutes with Evelyn would be more like "Mow, Mama, MOW! PLea...Plea...'pank mama, 'pank daddy. 'Pank kitty. Naugh-y mama. Hurt, mama, mouf hurt!" And then the rest of it would be me chasing her around with the camera while she hides from me.
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