"Hiiiii, Mommy, I found boe-die, mommy, I found boe-die in mine bed!
"I got him! And he's on my head now, Mommy!! And he's wooking at my other boe-die an deres two boe-dies wooking at each-other on mine shirt!! Wook, Mommy! Two of dem!
"Wook, dese are mine skwip-shures, dese are mine. Daddy's skwip-shures. And dey are BWO-ken! Yes, ARE bwoken Sebby! I weeding um. [reads] And, umm, Jesus was born, umm, Jesus is born and DEN Jesus said wif woud voice, 'Waz-wus! Come forf!!' And den dats deh end, Mommy. Dats all of it. In skwip-shures. GOOD JOB! Dats dee end.
[sings] "Dryyy, bones, Ezekiel saw dem, dryyy bones, gonna waaalk around, and the witches. [speaks in squeaky witch voice] Oh mercy, what . . . on . . . earf? Wun! Wun! Stwaddle the bwoom! [normal voice] Up into dark sky and away . . . dey . . . go!!
"Are you taking a picture, Mommy? Take picture of boe-die, Mommy. An my neckwace and mine bwacelets and mine boe-die.
"I wan see picture, Mommy! Ohhh! Goood! [laughs] Dere's boe-die and mine bwacelets! Dere he is!! Um, Mommy? I wuuuuv you. Peacause . . . I . . . umm . . . go to canyon aGAIN sometime! And have campfire! I don't know, Mommy. Dats a good pwace.
[silence]
"Woook, Mommy!! WOOK! I'm wearing my no-man socks! See em? Deres my no-man socks. I got em for Cwis-mas! [falling and hopping] You see my no-mans? No-man socks? See? Take a picture of em.
"Umm, I'm not taking boe-die way downstairs, Mommy. I'm scawed of de fo-nace! It's going to get in car and it's scawing me! I'm scawed of it Mommy! ["You don't look scared!" I say] I weally AM scawed of it, Mommy! An the smoke de-tet-or is going to beep and it scawes me! But, um, it's fine. It's fine, Mommy. Well . . . Mommy . . . I saw backhoe going by, Mommy! Biiig one out dere! It's dwiving! I see it!" [runs away]